When I saw the sentence prompt for this Friday's Finish the sentence blog link up I thought Too easy! I must be the queen of self humiliation.
Then I attempted to pick "One of the MOST embarrassing things I ever did......" and I realized the list was far too long to choose from...
Ahem, let's see....
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Thursday, July 12, 2012
Hey, it's okay....... (if you're 8 months pregnant)!
It's okay......
to feed your toddlers leftover mac n cheese for breakfast....
to run the hubs' car battery flat because you shut the seat belt in the door (again).....
to go to the library in the clothes you had on yesterday……
to also have slept in those same clothes...
to drive off with various items (like Starbucks coffee and library books) stacked on the minivan roof.....
to accidentally fart in public………….
to get mad at the check-out girl in HEB for saying 'Yes, we have face paint in aisle 18." when in fact they don't even sell it.......
to pee your pants a little when you sneeze........
for baby to still have his mac n cheese all over his chops at teatime ……..
to cry at The Wiggles and Handy Manny…....
to misplace the remote control in the freezer (and blame Daddy for it being missing)……..
to pee in the bath tub along with your kids ……..
to keep on watching the Wiggles once the kids have gone to bed…..
to be hairier than Daddy……..
to leave your chipped toe nail polish on until it grows out.......
to forgo showering for a week........
to rant at Daddy for forgetting the cheese, then realize you forgot to put in on the grocery list in the first place......
to keep on losing your cellphone, again and again and again........
................. If you're 8 months pregnant!!!
Let's face it - I'm probably okay with most of this list when I'm not pregnant!
Thanks to Airing My Dirty Laundry for the fun link up!
to feed your toddlers leftover mac n cheese for breakfast....
to run the hubs' car battery flat because you shut the seat belt in the door (again).....
to go to the library in the clothes you had on yesterday……
to also have slept in those same clothes...
to drive off with various items (like Starbucks coffee and library books) stacked on the minivan roof.....
to accidentally fart in public………….
to get mad at the check-out girl in HEB for saying 'Yes, we have face paint in aisle 18." when in fact they don't even sell it.......
to pee your pants a little when you sneeze........
for baby to still have his mac n cheese all over his chops at teatime ……..
to cry at The Wiggles and Handy Manny…....
to misplace the remote control in the freezer (and blame Daddy for it being missing)……..
to pee in the bath tub along with your kids ……..
to keep on watching the Wiggles once the kids have gone to bed…..
to be hairier than Daddy……..
to leave your chipped toe nail polish on until it grows out.......
to forgo showering for a week........
to rant at Daddy for forgetting the cheese, then realize you forgot to put in on the grocery list in the first place......
to keep on losing your cellphone, again and again and again........
................. If you're 8 months pregnant!!!
Let's face it - I'm probably okay with most of this list when I'm not pregnant!
Thanks to Airing My Dirty Laundry for the fun link up!
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