I couldn't tell you what the scandal was. I would tell you - I just don't remember. Two more babies and thousands of gallons of breast milk production later and my memory is a little compromised..
However, that's not where I was going with this intro. The point was, somewhere along the way one of my aunts faltered, and with a very unsubtle nod of the head towards the young cousins - who were 6 and 8 at the time - she mumbled through closed teeth,
"Little piggies have big ears!"
