Mr Mom - and the backstory on that slutty tramp, Barbie

Yep - he's ALL mine, ladies! 

The other day I stumbled across naked Barbie's derriere sticking up out of the wood chippings at the church playground!

Someone had hacked off her once-upon-a-time long blonde tendrils giving her a sexy sassy look. Her limbs were somewhat bent out of shape so I fixed her hips into what looked like her 'ín the box' position. Sort of a leg flicking ditsy pose.

I couldn't resist waving the miniature hotty over the playground fence at my homies - my stay 'homie' Momma friends - who were all sitting on picnic blankets just outside the play area.

I was very restrained (for me), exercising much decorum in my humour.

Funny without being totally vulgar, was all I was going for here, after all, there were at least two Mommas I'd never met before. It wasn't the time yet (or the place) to get down and dirty with it...

That could wait for the blog: [for totally inappropriate plastic porn click here]