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| What a pain in the ass! |
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| Woah doggy! |
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| pile driver! |
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| 69 dude! |
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| reverse cowgirl Barbie! |
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| Eating out! |
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| sniffing the biscuit! |
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| North Pole doggy style! |
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| split sex |
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| man on a mission! |
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| on top of her game! |
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| Cunnilingus! |
This is what passes for foreplay at our house!!!
FEEL THE VIBE
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