Those aren't the words!

I know I said I was done blogging 'til the New Year, but I've been dying to get these silly alternate versions of Christmas carols blogged down for weeks. So here goes (just in the St Nick of time!)

Jingle bells:

(Both S-boy and L-boy have the words to this one down pat!)

Jingle bells, batman smells
robin laid an egg..
The Batmobile has lost its wheel
And the joker got away, HEY!

While Shepherds watched their flocks:

While shepherds washed their socks by night
While watching ITV
The Angel of the Lord came down
And switched to BBC.

(Back in the 80s the British TV channel ITV wasn't considered to be on a par with the BBC)

We Three Kings: (Momma's personal favorite)

We three kings of Leicester square
selling knickers penny a pair
they're fantastic, no elastic
buy your Granny a pair!

or

We three kings of orient are
one in a taxi one in a car
one in a scooter pipping his hooter (or, one in a stable drinking Black Label)
and following yonder star


Good King Wenceslas:

Good King Wenceslas looked out
of his bedroom window
silly bugger he fell out
on a red hot cinder
brightly shone his arse bum that night
Though the frost was cruel
When a poor man came in sight
he fell into the swimming pool
(I don't think I'm getting the ending right. Anyone remember how it goes?)

Let me know if I missed any. I'd love to add more silly Christmas songs to my repertoire, my boys love 'em!

I best get to bed as I think Santa might be here....

YO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!